yep theres this one and this one and this douche and a whole assload of others
literally an assload if the ass was the size of a brazillian hookers
christ in a sidecar thats a lot of us
how does this site even handle it weve got to be reaching critical mass of cool by now
like a black hole made solely of striders devouring everything in its way thats below the lame threshold
cool though
of course i like it!!!!!!!!! :D
all of your music is so great davei can come to your set right??? im really mad i missed the last one
also this happened!!!
hahahaha oh my god
ok thats pretty amazing
yeah sure ill let you know when its going down unless you just want me to give you a lift there
save the trees or some shit like that
i have a totally normal obsession with them, i don’t know what you’re talking about. it’s not a crush, nic cage and matthew mcconaughey are just good actors and cool guys.
sure, i’ll listen, as long as it’s not so good that my eardrums are going to spontaneously combust. hahahaha.
you arent even fooling yourself just give up the jig and let all your true feelings out
your thing for b-list actors is unsavory to behold and the longer you deny it the more lame its gonna get
yeah no promises about that but ill do my best to tone down the wicked bananas for your delicate sensitivities
haha, i know, right? johnfoolery is such an excellent username and it wasn’t taken either.
casa egbert is so boring right now, bluh, how are things on your end?
im just taking it as a sign of progress that your username doesnt relate to your sick man-bro crushes on cage or macconahay or however you spell that
nothings really going on here though just working on a remix not like theres much better to do
i can show you when i finish its sounding pretty dope
dave, hey! nice username. and someone i don’t know! what’s up?
hey
yeah its pretty sweet i would have thought itd be taken but nope
tumblr parted like the red fucking sea and let me have my pick of choice usernames
benefits of being me
sup dude
deadlyasdickens started following you
turntechtimehead started following you
missed these notifications until now
sup me
sup dude i dont know
hehehe daaaaaaave :D
harleymobile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats incredible im not even kidding
100% accurate this is how it goes down
good work
lol toot toot toot toot!!!!
wed be the perfect team
hehe what am i saying we are already the perfect team!!!!!!!!!
you know it
were the real life batman and robin except its more like batman and batman
because neither of us would be caught dead wearing tights like robins and fuck if im going to be the whiny kid who just says holy adlibbed unrelated noun batman while you do all the cool biffing and powing
to the harleymobile
weve got a youtube sensation to find
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why would you take a plane when you have me???
space powers are still the coolest way to travel and i wont have you taking anything less than the best!
no youre missing the entire point
i mean yeah just transporting places like were captain fucking kirk and company would be sick as hell but if im going to be up for something im going to go all the way
you know what never mind it went over your head and i accept that no need to waste good material
everyone hop on the harley space train toot toot
just you me and a whole lot of time and space bending bullshit in our unending quest to find the prophesised scarfnecked youtube sensation that i was promised
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hehehehe i guess youre right!
there are always a lot of them jeezzzzits going to be like that one page in all the wheres waldo books where everyone is waldo though dave
are you sure youre up for that???
im so up for that im on a plane right now and getting ready to skydive my ass right down into striped shirt hipster hell just for you
how can you even question my devotion to this this is the biggest game of wheres waldo ever played and the first place prize is the ironic gold medal with some serious cash on the side as a consolation prize for all the time wasted on finding this chick
and hey if i cant find her all i have to do is pay some other douchebag with a ukelele ten bucks to get on a stage and embarass himself it isnt like hipsters with ukeleles are in short supply around there
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